nj owns.

There are a few reasons why Jersey is the best state in the union and completely owns Florida. Let's run through them.

1) In summer you can actually go outside without dying a little. Imagine that, enjoying being outdoors!
2) The people are better. I love going places and actually seeing people I know (whether I like them or not is another story). If I like them I obviously want to see them. If I dont like them I'm usually seeing them at some skeevy minimum wage job that caused them to gain about 100 lbs. Yes this actually happened this week and I loved it. Take THAT bitchy girl from high school that made fun of my frizzy hair!
3) My friends.
4) My house and its big bedrooms.
5) The lanes are so wide and roomy!
6) The speedlimits are actually normal and not 100 mph.
7) You don't need to go to a tattoo parlor just to get your ears pierced.
8)You can walk to PA. I don't reccomend this however.
9) NYC
10) My Family. Actually, this one is kind of a neutral; LOL.
11) The Shoe Dept.
12) There are actually awesome concerts.
13) The Beach
14) Cable. This is obviously condusive to my house, not NJ. FL actually does have cable, lol, I just dont. As I write this I am watching 100 greatest 80's songs on vh1. loveee it.
15) Gay marriage is almost legal!

A few things Florida wins at:
1) You never have to bag your own groceries. I fucking HATE bagging groceries, I'm terrible at it!
2) I kind of enjoy pumping my own gas. its sexy.
3) Movie tickets arent 10 dollars!


I'm sure there are more. Will revise.