Monday, July 20, 2009

fred durst got married

and somewhere, a 10 year old version of myself is crying. yes, i loved fred durst when i was 10/11 years old. yes i was allowed to listen to limp bizkit. yes, my parents were insane. of course, when i'm in a bad mood i do secretly listen to break stuff in my room to, you know, avoid breaking stuff.

<3 cher

Sunday, July 19, 2009

I will not text.

How many times have you had to seriously fight the urge to obsessively compulsively text a boy or girl that you are infatuated with at that very moment??? I have to keep reminding myself that doing this is never ever a good idea. It usually comes off as clingy and annoying and you get into a texting marathon that seems to never end. Then you feel empty when said boy (or girl) doesn't text you or doesn't answer your texts. Then you feel like killing yourself because this obviously means nobody in the world is ever going to love you and you are completely hideous and boring.

For anyone struggling with the idea of resisting the texting fever, just do it. You'll feel that much better when he/she voluntarily texts you without you texting a thousand times seeing where said person is. You'll feel better if you keep crazy girl locked up. Crazy girl is every girl's alter ego that comes out the second she likes a boy, and you guessed it- she acts crazy. Keep her locked up at all costs or you may be sorry.

You are so welcome for the helpful advice,
CHER<3